Let's talk!

[Dr_Mengele]

Anny_CHFS, hi! How are you?

[Anny_CHFS]

Dr_Mengele, what's up!

[Anny_CHFS]

Gosh! I watched the Korean movie "More Than Blue" yesterday. My eyes failed from weeping, and I looked a total fright today's morning. Thought the mirror would crack when I looked into it My eyes were so swollen...
No one shall watch such movies the day before work or something this important, really

[Simple]

Nice idea, Anny. Good luck with your pupils )))

[Anny_CHFS]

Simple, thanks! Please, visit us from time to time ))

[Anny_CHFS]

The English Language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

[Water Energy]

Anny_CHFS
It's a strange song. Really x3

[Айс]

i have a sense that my english is not poor. it's very poor...mega poor

[Anny_CHFS]

Water Energy, it is not a song, it is a special English humor

[Water Energy]

Anny_CHFS
Okay. I've read it and smiled a bit)
And for example in Russian we can see something like this too. An idiom ''руки не доходят'' can be spoken by man without hands oO

[Anny_CHFS]

Geez, it's a bit mean, but at the same time so true... ))

[Noizia]

Hi, everyone!

[Anny_CHFS]

Noizia Hi, sweety pie

I really need some help in here

[Noizia]

Anny_CHFS
Honey! What kind of help do you need? With tests? Did you see the translation of the 5 chapter of "I am Hero" by Переводчик?

[Anny_CHFS]

Noizia, yes... It is all my fault. His test was not bad, (except the drawing up (abscence of English text I mean))... But what I saw yesterday, just... I guess I shall re-do the chapter...